The Episode: Redux II
The Scene: CSM and Mulder on the street, having 
their little heart to heart.

CSM: Quit the FBI. Come work for me. We can make 
your problems go away.

Then, the CSM bursts into song, to the tune of that 
song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of lies and obfuscation!
Take a look
And you'll see
The true depths of our deception.

We'll begin
With a spin
Travelling in the world of my creation.
What you'll see will defy
Explanation!

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it.
Anything you want to, do it.
Want to rule the world?
There's nothing to it.

There is no life I know
To compare with lies and obfuscation!
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly want to be.

CSM takes a slow drag from his cigarette.
Mulder: No deal.

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