"Dumb X-Files Song"
to the tune of "Dumb Pop Song" by Lucky Boys Confusion  
(the song is at www.luckyboys.com)
Diana Fowley's POV, "The End"

I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your man

I went to Mulder's office, he had a partner
I knew right then, I had to get rid of her
She's his little sidekick, she isn't worthy
Everyone says her name is Mrs. Spooky
I don't care if it's wrong, so...

I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your man

Don't know much about her, `cept she's a skeptic
Trying to dissuade her proves a little hectic
Mulder's gonna be mine, she won't like that
Once I move in, she won't have a chance
I don't have an ounce of shame so...

I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your man

Agents call her the Ice Queen
She debunks all of Mulder's findings
I know that she doesn't like me
`Cause I used to be Mulder's little chickadee
I know this will be a big challenge but...

I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your partner
I'm gonna steal your man

I know I'm gonna steal your partner
I know I'm gonna steal your PUNK!!

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