Is it just me, or is 1013 starting to sound like a 
Hemingway novel? I'm expecting all the male characters 
to traipse off on a fishing trip any moment here.  However, 
Hemingway turned out to be too annoying to filk, so in 
honor of Manly Manly Men, here's a Monty Python tribute.

The Manly Cop Song

[INT. An FBI office. Enter DOGGET, backed by a chorus 
of Manly Men in Manly suits, incl. SKINNER, KRYCEK, X, 
and KERSH, but not SPENDER JR.]

Dogget [sings]:

I'm a manly cop and I'm ok,
I drink all night and I grunt all day.

Chorus:

He's a manly cop and he's ok,
He drinks all night and he grunts all day

Dogget:

I run down crooks,
I drink lite beer,
I go to the lavatr'y,
On Sundays I drive racecars,
And my face stays scrunchy-free!

Chorus:

He runs down crooks,
He drinks lite beer,
He goes to the lavatr'y,
On Sundays he drives racecars,
And his face stays scrunchy-free!

He's a manly cop and he's ok,
He drinks all night and he grunts all day

Dogget:

I run down crooks,
I shred X-files,
I never lose my gun.
I'd need it if they found out,
Scully kicks my ass for fun!

Chorus:

He runs down crooks,
He shreds X-files,
He'd never lose his gun.
He'd need it if they found out,
Scully kicks his ass for fun?

He's a manly cop and he's ok,
He drinks all night and he grunts all day

Dogget:

I run down crooks,
I'm Kersh's bitch,
CC's and Spotzie's too.
It says here in my contract,
RP can never sue!

Chorus:

He runs down crooks,
He's Kersh's bitch,
CC and Spotzie's too?....

He's a manly cop and he's ok,
He drinks all night and he grunts all day

[Enter SCULLY, who trips him and places a 3" heel on his chest.]

Scully:(scornfully) "Oh John, and they told me you were so butch!"

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