I've NEVER written anything like a filk
before, so with many apologies to Tommy Boyce
& Bobby Hart:

No I Don't Like Hypnosis
(Take The Last Train to Clarksville as performed by the Monkees)

No, I don't like hypnosis,
Don't like my partners fixation,
'Cause these "alien abductees",
Are prone to confabulation, don't you know,
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

Harold says he's on a spaceship,
Telling Chrissy he'll protect her,
Then Lord Kimbote comes to get them,
As he huddles in a corner, there she goes,
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

No, I don't like hypnosis,
Don't like my partners fixation,
It has therapeutic value, but causes
Memory degradation, don't you know,
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no

Da-da-da-da-da-da, etc. . .

Poor Jack Schaffer's walking naked,
He just hopes "This is not happening!"
Not sure of anything anymore,
Mulder's probably just cracking,
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
And the MIBs are waiting at your home.

So, I don't like hypnosis,
It creates constant complication,
Chrissy's probe wasn't by aliens,
Did we even have this conversation, do you know?
Oh, no, no, no
Oh, no, no, no
Now it's time for me to be leaving for home.

No, I don't like hypnosis,
No, I don't like hypnosis,
No, I don't like hypnosis,
No, I don't like hypnosis.

Author: Sassejenn

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