"Don't Pass Me By" by the Fab Four is now:
Don't Even Call, a filk of dubious popularity.

I listen to you tell me
you'll pick me up at ten
Then you get a new lead
and off you go again.
Waiting by the phone for
Fox Mulder to call
isn't my idea of a pleasant evening at all.

I see my watch a-ticking,
and watch the walls instead.
I call you back six times and
worry that you're dead.
I wonder why you bother --
why do you lead me on?
It irks me absolutely to find out that you have gone.

Don't call again unless you mean to take me with you --
Don't even dial, don't let the call go through.
Just come and get me and I'll go.
Nobody has to know.
Don't even call. Just come and get me.

I don't know what you're thinking,
I've never doubted you.
I maybe trashed a theory--
maybe one or two.
I guess you think I'll leave you
if your theory's not sound --
but Mulder, after six years,
look at me, I'm still around.

Don't call again unless you mean to take me with you --
Don't even dial, don't let the call go through.
Just come and get me and I'll go.
Nobody has to know.
Don't even call. Just come and get me.

Author: Zara

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