She stands aloof/ Waiting for Suggestions.
He's so Spooky/ Just pondering Explanations.
His wit is Dry/ Her retorts so berating.
Wouldn't you like to know/ just what they're investigating?

If you found a body/ and you think it's "X"-y
Come on Scully, let me know
If you want to believe me,
Just reach out and tell me.
Come on Mulder let me know.

He's acting sly/Just waiting for the Answer.
"Come On, Scully/ Let's Solve this case Together!"
"Now just hold, Mulder/ Before we go get Dinner,
Give me your phone/so I can go call Skinner."
They drive the rental/to the BEE-Zarre Crime Scenes
Now they will find out/ X-Actly what the Truth Means!

If you found a body/ and you think it's "X"-y
Come on Mulder, tell us know
If you want to believe me,
Just reach out and tell me so
Come on Scully, let us know!

He's got a feeling down in his gut,
That's this case is just about shut.
"Realize it, Scully! Now WE'RE NOT ALONE!"

Yow!

They arrive at Dawn/And all the Toads are falling
The cell phone rings/it's Frohike Calling.
British Columbia's Cold/ It's Misty and it's raining
They got each other/And Smoking Man's Complaining
He Says "I'm Sorry Scully, but I'm out of wacky theories."
"Never mind, Mulder/ Let's just continue on this Series!"

If you found a body/ and you think it's "X"-y
Come on Mulder, tell us know
If you want to believe me,
Just reach out and tell me so.

*If you think it's Spooky, come on Scully tell me so....*

Author: R J

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