Although I realize that putting lame white-girl rap in
Scully's mouth is potentially as blasphemous as making
her do the Macarena, in the interest of saving my own
sanity I continue my tradition of filking songs that
are driving me NUTS. Hence the Scullycentric version
of Limp Bizkit's "I Did It All For the Nookie."



I Do It All For You, Mulder

I came to the X-Files as a skeptic. No name on the
door, lets me know the score, it's your domain.
Implant in my neck, tumor in my brain, everything I've
lost at such a cost and can't regain. Hey, I think
about the day my partner sailed away from the quay,
bounty hunter came to play. Took off with a guy named
Jeremiah Smith and left me ditched with an ice pick at
my throat.  

hey, like a PUNK, hey--7x. 

The truth is out there (no). The truth is in me (no).
It gets hard to care, when I'm the last alive of the
abductees. And I would think that you would have
learned something, but you just go right ahead and
drill holes in your head. And you said I just ought to
bail, and let your ass rot in jail, but I prevailed 
anyway. Hey, what the hell you want me to say? I won't
lie that I can't deny...

CHORUS:
I do it all for you Mulder, come on, all for you, come
on. So you should get a clue and 

stick it up your yea(yea)-3x.

I do it all for you Mulder, come on, all for you, come
on. So you should get a clue and 

stick it up your yea(yea)-3x.

Why is it so damn hard, why is it so damn hard, huh,
for you to figure her out? But you used to do her. And
I'm the only one underneath the sun who can see
through her. I can't believe that you could be
deceived (but you were), by your "chickadee" who in
reality had a hidden agenda, she and her mentor CGB
Spender, and still you would defend her.

Hey,like a PUNK, hey--7x

REPEAT CHORUS

I'm only human, so? The nuns give you their advice.
They'll tell you, to just let it go. Its easier said
than done. I appreciate it, I do, but just leave me
alone, leave me alone. Just leave me alone.
Nothing's gonna change, you can go away. I'm just
gunna stay here and always be the same. Ain't nothing
gonna change cuz you can go away and I'm just gunna
stay here and always be the same.--2x

REPEAT CHORUS

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