Melvin the Gunman (Frosty the Snowman)

< bring in da noise, bring in da funk >

Melvin, the Gunman, is a covert hacking soul.
He has fingerless gloves and a furry vest,
and one sock has a hole.

He has two geeky buddies, and seven Pentium Threes.
He hacks into the Pentagon to look for conspiracies.

He helps out Agent Scully in his kind and courtly way.
His favorite way to pass the time is "Who shot JFKayyyyyyyyy......"

(yeah! Groove with it, baby!)

Oh Melvin, the Gunman --he better not get dissed.
For without hislittle hacking ways, the FLO would not exiyiyiyist!

< /noise > < /funk >

Suuuummmmmbody stop me!

Melvin the red-nosed hacker, had a little too much rum--
went over to Scully's apartment,and she told him to go home.
Both of the other Gunmen used to laugh and watch him stew,
"Poor Frohike," they cackled,"She'll never go out with you."

Then on lonely Christmas Eve, he showed up at her door.
"Come on, Scully, give me a chance,"and smiling, she said, "Sure."
Frohike jumped about five feet, and let out a shout of glee.
"I stole a girl from Mulder --It's a day for history!"

Author: Zara

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