Sung to the tune of Paul McCartney and Wing's "Band on the Run"
Stuck inside these four walls.
Slowly going crazy.
Never seeing no one sane again
Like you, Scully, you, Scully, you.
If I ever get out of here
I'll give the X-Files all away
To another conspiracist.
All I need is a holiday,
If I ever get out of here.
Other patients: If we ever get out of here.
Well the car back fired with a mighty bang
As she raced on to their place.
And she sighed and said to herself aloud,
I hope he can be helped.
Chorus:
Lone Gunmen, Lone Gunmen.
And the Cancerman and Krycek too
Were so pleased with themselves.
Oh help, Lone Gunmen, Lone Gunmen
Lone Gunmen, Lone Gunmen
Well Agent Scully drew another sigh
Knocking firmly on their door.
Frohike answered and let her in
Byers, Langly, looking on.
(Chorus)
Yeah, the Lone Gunmen, the Lone Gunmen
Lone Gunmen, Lone Gunmen
Well they searched for answers, and they looked for clues
As the clock ticked on down.
In the end they saved him, did you ever think,
That they couldn't pull it off?
Lone Gunmen, Lone Gunmen
And the Cancerman who can't give in
Will search for evermore
For the Lone Gunmen, Lone Gunmen
Lone Gunmen, Lone Gunmen
Author: Raye
Raye has tons of Xena, X-Files, and SeaQuest filks at her Bookshelf
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