Don't encourage Mulder's little delusions. 
And although I doubt it's what you were 
thinking of, it could be interesting 
seeing him running around crying, "I'm 
here! The Phantom of the Opera!"

IT'S AN ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER FILK! RUN! 
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Ahem.

The Agent in the Psycho Ward

SCULLY:
In sleep he spoke to me
In dreams he came
With strange and endless prose
That's Carter's fame
And do I dream again?
For now I find
The agent in the psycho ward is there
Inside my mind!

MULDER:
Dance once again with me
Our strange duet
My paranoid beliefs
Grow stronger yet
Your logic may hold sway
But now you find
The agent in the psycho ward is there
Inside your mind!

SCULLY:
Those who have heard you speak
Draw back in fear
It's me that's making sense
MULDER:
It's me they hear
BOTH:
My/Your science and your/my crud
In one combined
The agent in the psycho ward is there
Inside my/your mind!

OFFSTAGE VOICES:
He's whacked, the agent in the psycho ward
Stay back, the agent in the psycho ward

MULDER:
In all your SREs
You always knew
That there were aliens
SCULLY:
Dreamed up by you!
BOTH:
But is it possible
We've both been blind?
The agent in the psycho ward is here/there
Inside my/your mind!
SCULLY:
He's whacked, the agent in the psycho ward...

(her vocals, the orchestral sound, and the 
lights all go insane, we swirl out to see 
that the entire scene is one of Mulder's 
"Demons" style hallucinations)

OK, so it wasn't that inspired.

-Tabby
the princess with claws

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