50 Ways to Leave Your Brother (By Sister Flywoman) (Paul? Don't take it personally. We mock because we care...) "The aliens are all inside your head," she said to me, "the answer is easy if you take it logically, I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free, There must be 50 ways to leave your brother." She said, "It's really not a habit to correct, I hope my Rational Explanation won't betray my intellect, But I'll repeat myself, my faith in science to protect, There must be 50 ways to leave your brother. Chorus: Get stabbed in the back, Jack Get that bag tied, Clyde You don't walk up the stair, Jer, Just get yourself free. Get tattooed with red, Ed She's screamin' in your head Get shot for your sis, Miss And get yourself free." (repeat chorus) She said, "It grieves me so to see you in such pain. I wish there were something I could do to bring Sam back again." And I said, "I appreciate that, and would you please explain about the 50 ways..." She said, "Why don't you go and sleep on it tonight, And I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light." And then she left me, and I realized she probably was right, There must be 50 ways to leave your brother 50 ways to leave your brother. (Chorus)Author: Flywoman | Back to Filks | |