Lonely Mulder
Sung to the tune of Andrew Gold's "Lonely Boy"

He was born on a winter day,
Nineteen sixty-one.
To a government man
He grew up as a privileged son.

His father he had some
Undesirable friends.
But he loved his only son
Oh yes,
His only son.

They gave him a good home
And they sent him to school
They taught him how to think
And be nobody's fool.

Oh, Oh what a lonely boy.
Oh what a lonely boy.
Oh what a lonely boy.

In the summer of '65
his mother brought him a sister.
And she said, we must protect her always
She's so much younger than you.


Well, he ran down the hall and he cried.
Oh no, could his sister have died?
When they took her away that night
He'd blame himself all of his life.

Oh, Oh what a lonely boy.
Oh what a lonely boy.
Oh what a lonely boy.

Goodbye Mama,
Goodbye to you.
Goodbye Papa,
Gotta leave you.

He left home on an autumn day,
Nineteen seventy-nine.
And he hoped to find all the peace
He had lost in that earlier time.

Well his sister was cloned,
And was given away.
He was the Cancerman.
Oh yes, the Cancerman.
He dresses all tacky and he smokes cigarettes
He'll stoop to anything to help colonize Earth.

Oh, Oh what a lonely man.
Oh what a lonely man.
Oh what a lonely man.

Author: Raye

Raye has tons of Xena, X-Files, and SeaQuest filks at her Bookshelf

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