Because I was so prone to leave my partner on a whim
She'd give me her raised eyebrow just to tell me I was dim.
But then one day I learned a word to end my wicked days
The best way to describe her with her smart and sexy ways:

She's Whollyenigmatilisticsmartandblackbradocious,
Kind and understanding when I'm at my most atrocious.
Nowadays I say it oft, not just to sound precocious
Whollyenigmatilisticsmartandblackbradocious

I would sneer at her theories, tell her I was always right;
I'd call her on her cell phone in the middle of the night
I'd drag her off on cases where we weren't supposed to be
I realize now, she is a saint to have put up with me!

She's Whollyenigmatilisticsmartandblackbradocious
Kind and understanding when I'm at my most atrocious
Nowadays I say it oft, not just to sound precocious
Whollyenigmatilisticsmartandblackbradocious!

Author: Pip

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