I missed out on the last round of filking, and I'll be damned 
if I miss this one. Warning: pissiness towards one Fox Mulder 
in lyrics below.  I'm thinking I'll just do this same song over 
and over and over...stay tuned for "What Is the Deal with Me 
and Green Goo?"


to the tune of "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"


My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox
My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox

I needed a reason for vampire marks and you just stared
I needed some proof to understand that cockroach case; how could I dare?!
With each crack-addled theory
I find myself getting weary
I want to smack you, macho agent
I just want to smack you, macho agent

My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox
My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox

My cell phone rings at 2
Straightening my black PJs as I say hi to you
You tell me there's action in Roswell
I've the urge to scream and tell you to go to hell
Could you try to say out loud that I've been right?
And try not to start another rude fight?
I want to smack you, macho agent
I just want to smack you, macho agent

My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox
My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox

You know better than me how to solve every case
Yeah right...bleep you...you see the look on my face?
I want to smack you, macho agent
I just want to smack you, macho agent

My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox
My feet can reach the damn pedals, Fox

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