[ed. note:  a Scullython is a bunch of Scully-worshippers
 getting together for a good cause.  Trust me.]

OK, it was bound to happen...I have a Requiem filk. 
It's my first one in a while and it's written from 
Mulder's point of view...so you'll have to forgive 
me. I'm a little rusty.

Billy Joel's "Honesty" is now:

"Abductee"

I have searched for evidence
That was hard to find
I got obsessed and less emotive
And as I looked for truthfulness
I realized that I was blind
I saw that this all was no way to live

Aaaaaaaabductee is such a lovely word
What you've told me is so untrue
Aaaaabductee, is the sweetest sound I've ever heard
And more fun for me than for you

You can't always find someone
After they've been to the skies
It's a risk you take when you go and leave
I'm sorry to leave your pretty face
To search the nightly skies
But I just had to see to believe

Aaaaaaaabductee is such a lovely word
What you've told me is so untrue
Aaaaabductee, is the sweetest sound I've ever heard
And more fun for me than for you

I've learned to hover
I can now transcend
The insecurity
Of how I'll meet my end
Earthly thoughts may comfort me
I may return again
I know, I know

Don't think too much of me
Don't be too concerned
I won't want for anything while I'm gone
I tell you in sincerity
I was very pleased to learn
These aliens hold their own Scullython

Aaaaaaaabductee is such a lovely word
What you've heard is so untrue
Aaaaabductee, is the sweetest sound I've ever heard
And more fun for me than for you

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