DANA SCULLY IS AN AGENT
(filk of "Joy to the World" aka "Jeremiah was a Bullfrog", by Three
Dog Night. Yep, that one. )
Dana Scully is an agent
Is a good friend of mine
I never understand a single word she says
But she listens to me whine.
And I really do a mighty fine whine.
Singin' joy to my quest
Bullets in my chest
Joy to my sister's luminosity
Joy to me, me, me.
If I were much less of a punk
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the rants, the implants, and the pants
And boink my love a few.
Singin' joy to my ass
Boy, I've got some class.
Joy to my pouty lips, but not that bee
Joy to me, me, me.
You know I love the X-Files
But problems? I got one.
I'm a body switcher and a world-class ditcher
But I can't keep a-hold o' my gun!
I really can't keep a-hold o' my gun!
Singin' joy to my nose
Clippings from my toes
Joy to the tapes I watch on my TV
Joy to me, me, me.
Joy to my mole
Ova that I stole
Joy to my guilt that lives eternally
Joy to me, me, me!
Author: Skullhead
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