to the tune of Survivor's "The Eye of the Tiger"

What the bleep? Mystery case?
Darn that Fox, keeping secrets
Doggett's mission is to still save some face
Manly man and his own neat X-File.
Mulder was ill, not right in the head
And didn't think to tell Scully
That in a year he might well just drop dead
How that sucks, in the true Punkish style.

(chorus)
It's the return of Mulder
It's the ep of the year
Yeah, sure, right -- is he Scully's baby's father?
So he drove out to Squamash
To get puked up, we hear
And just how does this tie
To the return of Mulder?

Dust to dust, regurgitate
Curing ills, staving off death
Soul eater's pain makes Fox evaluate
What to do? So he shoots the poor guy.

It's the return of Mulder
In a show full of goo
Skinner's there and the Gunmen chat in jammies
And our Saint?  She is absent
Why? I don't have a clue.
This is setting the scene
For the return of Mulder?

Doggett's down, shot in the back
Took a stand, and got buried
Then we see him breathing, covered in gack
Back to life and confused as all hell.        

It's the return of Mulder
Well, no, really it's not
Just some flashbacks and John D's final vision
The bun's still in the oven
(If it's gone I'm distraught)
And I'm waiting here still
For the return of Mulder



Bryn,
almost driven by the lack of Scully to rewrite
"Little Red Corvette" as "Nice Blue Turtleneck"
	

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