Search For Those Conspiracies G-Man

Once I was a young profiler
Working for the FBI
I never seemed to have no problems 
Runnin' down the mean bad guys
And everything around me
Got to start to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly
To stroll on down and check out the Trade show
Yea they were hackin and crackin' and piratin' the cable
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted

Chorus
Search for those conspiracies G-Man
Search for those conspiracies right
Search for those conspiracies G-Man
Stop watching the porn, Search for those conspiracies 'til you die

Somebody slipped me some acid I nearly went right out of my mind
I was busy writhing round naked
X came and got to see my behind
So still I kept on fightin'
And losin' every step of the way
I said I must go back there
And check to see if things still the same
Yea they were hackin and crackin' and piratin' the cable
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted

(Chorus)

(Lead)Now first it wasn't easy
But the Lone Gunmen showed me the way
Noticed that my cases were flaky
And weird things started happening in May
But now it's so much better
I'm Spooking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feeling
Of how I learned my lesson that day
Yea they were hackin and crackin' and piratin' the cable
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted

(Chorus)

Author: Reade

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