Come on you Mulderists, please get a clue
You non-believers; can I get through?
Does it take Pusher and cerulean blue?
Can a cure come from a nun?

Well, they showed you a nameplate -- just one on the door
They gave you an office with one desk, no more
And for this you diss Scully? Your reasons are poor
Just look at all she has done...Stick with the Blessed One
(that's what I said...stick with the Blessed One, stick with the Blessed One)

You might have heard we Scullyists are a strange crowd
But we see the truth, and we're real proud
So please forgive us for cheering so loud
We're just havin' so much fun...

So come on you Mulderists show you have sense
Scully's superior -- clear evidence
Who witnesses miraculous events?
And never does drop her gun?
Come on, stick with the Blessed One
(whoa (5x), I tell ya...stick with the Blessed One, stick with the Blessed One)

She's never gonna die; Clyde Bruckman gave us confirmation
Entrusted with all souls, she wears a cross of gold
Scully must be a Saint; that's the rational explanation
How could you miss the signs?
Were you focusing on Mulder's lines?

You say Agent Scully's a prude and a bore
You're sadly mistaken, so I'll just ignore...
Oh, oopsie! My porno nurse kick knocked you to the floor!
I learned that move from Scully, hon
You ought to stick with the Blessed One
(whoa...I tell you, stick with the Blessed One, stick with the Blessed One)

(saxophone solo)

You say Chris Carter shows us Mulder has the answer in each situation
Aw, now I don't want to fight
But lots and lots of times, well, Scully's right.

oh oh oh
Come on come on come on Mulderists, please get a clue
You non-believers; can I get through?
Does it take Pusher and cerulean blue?
Can a cure come from a nun?

You ought to stick with the Blessed One,
Listen up, friend
You ought to stick with the Blessed One,
Stick with the Blessed One (repeat & fade)

Author: Bryn

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