“Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee” from Grease
is now “Look at Me, I’m Spoiler Free”

Look at me, I’m spoiler free, proud of my virginity
Plugging my ears till the ep does appear, I’m strong, I’m spoiler free
Face it, I’ve survived this long -- high time that I got a song
To lose control when my mailbox is full of spoilers would be wrong.

Posts on general fare like the Blessed Hair -- they don’t need a warning
at all
Some say self-control is quite admirable
You want to cause a virgin’s fall?

As for you, you harlots who post things that contain a clue
Please take some care; label “purists beware,” because I’m spoiler free
Details! Details! By Scully, keep those tidbits far from me
Don’t roll your eyes; I just like some surprise
Hey, OBSSE, I’m spoiler free.

Author: Bryn

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