used to be: "I Will Survive," Gloria Gaynor, circa 1979
is now: "It's Nun Force Five"
We never feel afraid; we're never petrified
Keep thinking how the Blessed St. Scully is on our side
And we've spent oh so many nights
Thinkin' 'bout big balls of wrong
That we grew strong and we learned how to get along
And so we go...no need of Mace...
We just don our stylish habits, whatever peril we might face
We watch for prancy lookalikes
We take down porno Nurse Nancy
So just stand up and yell "HOOBOY!" when kickass nuns
you chance to see
Go on now, pray; we can hear you
Just wash that mouth out
Cause bashing of the Saint won't do
Seen sorry things that would make a sister cry
But do we give up?
Ha! Will St. Scully ever die?
Don't even try
It's Nun Force Five
Oh as long as Scully's eyebrow's arched we'll keep the faith alive
We've got SREs to spare
We've got really killer hair, it's Nun Force Five,
It's Nun Force Five. Hey hey.....
Author: Bryn
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