Shacked up with a lonely, punctured floatie
Delusional feelings, way beyond UST.
Was admitted to the Abbey 'fore it went too far;
Downed a few 'ritas,
Donned three-inch heels and a push-up bra.

O.B.S.S.E.
Worship that short bird off TV.
O.B.S.S.E.
But every time I check my mail
I raise an eyebrow, and smile again.

I worship at the Abbey in the name of TBO
Try to follow threads and get the in-jokes.
Snap on the latex, escape the mighty trout;
Down some more 'ritas,
Quality time with the delusional devout.

O.B.S.S.E
Worship that short bird off TV.
O.B.S.S.E.
But every time I check my mail
I raise an eyebrow, and smile again.

Author: Aderyn

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