"How Do You Solve a Problem Like the BeadSlut"
(sung to the tune of "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
from "The Sound of Music")

How do you solve a problem like the BeadSlut?
How did her list of nicknames get so long?
How do you find a word that means the BeadSlut?
Evil? Prancy-breasted? Big-ball-of-wrong?

Many a fic you know that she has written.
Many a post she's classified MC.
But, how do you make her rest,
And not yell "Look at my breasts"?
How do you take the Slut out of the Bead?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like the BeadSlut?
Maybe she needs a visit from some BEES.

Author: Ann Detsch

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