Season Six Scully (Coffee & TV)
WARNING:

The following filk was *composed* under difficult 
circumstances. Aderyn had just received the distressing 
news that the bleepin' BBC have postponed showing season 
6 until "sometime in 2000". She is now tragically 
suffering from a particularly nasty bout of Scullynemia. 
Despite valiant efforts on her part to avoid  both RP, 
and comfort in the form of alcoholic beverages , 
she's succumbed in a most unflattering way. I ask that 
you proceed with caution, or at least venture forward 
with a LARGE 'rita in hand.

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In a previous life, this was 'Coffee & TV' by Blur. 
This filk is for everyone who's still a season 6 virgin -- 
and I'd better not be the only one ;-)


Season Six Scully

Do you feel like you're living
In the land of X-Files past?
Spoilers the net'll be giving,
Kicked around fast.
Read the threads, know the plots
For every freakin ep'.
On Quartermass-Lite
My heart is set.

So give me Season Six Scully
IMMEDIATELY.
Agua Mala, Dreamland 2,
Any old crap will do.
Angstability
Is what I long to see.
Give me glimpse of the Dread White Shirt
On the eyebrow raising chickadee,
Or I'll be RPing again.

Do you go to the Abbey 
Mumbling "Season Six...wassat?"
There are people there who help you
Give you 'ritas and proz-tacs.
Their pranks ease my nun-pain, 
Still feel like I'm missing out.
Scullynemia I'll gain,
I need help, she whom it's all about.

So give me Season Six Scully
IMMEDIATELY.
Agua Mala, Dreamland 2,
Any old crap will do.
Angstability
Is what I long to see.
Give me a glimpse of the Dread white Shirt
On the eyebrow raising chickadee.
Or I'll be ...I'll be..be donning my kevlar wimple and 
..and stomping around and stuff.


OK, I feel better now. Sorry for putting you through that.

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