I was inspired (if can call it that). So sue me. 
I just felt the need to gripe about CC in song. 

"You Oughta Know" (to the tune of Alanis M's same titled song)


We want you to know that we're coming for her
We wish nothing but the death of you both
A great new vermin-ed Scully
Not quite as smart as Scully
But she goes down in front of a window
And she believes in ET's
But would she have their babies?
I bet Scullys had them 50 times over 

'Cause the nameplate that we gave, we made 
hasn't made it onto Scully's door but we have no more time to bide, no
And every time you look on it
Does Mimi know peelers aim at her head, 
hopin she dies,
til she dies
But she's still alive

CHORUS:
And we're here to remind you
If she don't die in Two Fathers One Son
No one will deny we
Of the Plate that you bear that we gave to you
You, you , you oughta know.

You seem to have planned, you sound so sure
We're not quite as sure, we thought you should know
Did you jip our OB-SEE Mr. Morbidity
We hate to bug you in the middle of mytharc
It was a swipe of the eggs, Scully was Fowley replaced
Are you thinking of plot when you don't duck her

'Cause the nameplate that we gave, we made
hasn't made it onto Scully's door but we have no more time to bide, no
And every time you look on it
Does Mimi know peelers aim at her head, 
hopin she dies,
til she dies
But she's still alive

REPEAT CHORUS

*Echoes of moaning we'd like Scully to do (down Sean!)*


'Cause She ain't gettin laid on the desk you never gave
And we are gonna strike
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And when its time we peel the Spud-boy clean of the bad crack
Next you'll feel it... well can you feel it

REPEAT CHORUS

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