to the tune of Indigo Girls' "Closer to Fine"
and with apologies to Lens' classic "Dammit I'm Fine"


I'd like to sing you something about my Saint
Cause I must confess she leaves me feeling faint
The outfits she wears in The Movie
(Goo aside) are stylish and just so lovely -- it's all 'bout clothes, after all
The blue suit in Jose Chung is a winning one
She's set to stun in satin jammies too
I watch to see her eyebrow arched in query
I sigh over each science-laden theory, I'm falling on the floor.


(chorus)
I pant over good hair, I moan for the high heels
I drool over lip licks, she glares and my mind reels
There's so much of Scully that is hooboy, hotter-n-hell it's understood
And the more I see the Saint in pushup hot black bras,
The closer I am to THUD


I'd like to see Ms. Scully in some casual wear
With her hair a little tousled and perhaps one shoulder bare
She's not just an object of wild dreams, now, let's be fair
If she were not so kickass, I wouldn't stop, drop and stare
I've spent six years glued right to my TV set, cause I've seen her
She is out there.


(chorus)


I break out my tapes at 4 AM
Just to see her in the red suit, or watch "Never Again"
I sit through hours of mytharc -- oh, to see her glowing face!
And to see her put Fox Mulder in his place
(I never said I'm bias-free)


(modified chorus)
I pant over good hair, I moan for the high heels
I drool over lip licks, she glares and my mind reels
Yep, we pant over good hair, we moan for the high heels
We drool over lip licks, she glares and our mind* reels
Yep, we debate her virtues, we know She's the True One
We give her all the road maps, we'd like for her to get some
There's so much of Scully that is hooboy, hotter-n-hell it's understood
And the more I see the Saint in pushup hot black bras,
The closer I am to THUD
The closer I am to THUD
The closer I am to THUD



           *Yes, the OBSSE has a single collective mind.

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