The CHArc (to the tune of "The First Noel")

"It's all going to hell," Alex Krycek did say,
And those lost to the mytharc said, "Woo-freakin'-hey.
This mythology arc is so full of dreck,
We would rather eye Scully's black turtleneck."

The CHArc, the CHArc, the CHArc, the CHArc,
A way better story and much better art.

With bad wigs and Man Pain, 1013 had their way,
The Consortium was toasted later that day,
Who cares, we still had Scully's face and great hair,
In-between ads assuring us "Tampax Was There."

The CHArc, the CHArc, the CHArc, the CHArc,
A way better story and much better art.

-Squat, contritely... 

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