"Scullynemia" / "What I Did for Love" 
from "A Chorus Line," a musical which I 
absolutely cannot stand but yes, in the 
spirit of self-torture I do know most 
of the songs.


I wish I were tall
Of my pantsuit I have tired
Threw my gold cross out to sea
Well, I think I've got Scullynemia, Scullynemia...

Went tanning at the mall
I called the Saint a liar
I chat about bee husbandry
Wow, I've got it bad, Scullynemia, Scullynemia...

Gone!!!  All my faith is gone!!!
I scoff at science; help, I'm quoting Mulder!

Movieword it all
Red speedos set on fire
Think I'll watch Must-See TV
I'm fading fast, can I last?  Scullynemia!

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