I Am Not A Mulderist
(was I Am Not A Pretty Girl by Ani DiFranco)

I am not a Mulderist
That is not who I'd do
I ain't no Phile for Speedos
And I don't need boxers, thank you.
He's just a big PUNK
Besides, I prefer my agents fair
Isn't there an ML
for fans like me somwhere?

I am not a Mulderist
And it seems like
People think I'm a fool
Each time I point out something like he drops his gun
They chalk it up to my leanings
As an Internet cult nun
Imagine you're a fan
Just trying to give Scully her due
Knowing full well Chris Carter
Thinks he
is the male of the two
He's a PUNK
Besides, I prefer my agents fair
Isn't there an ML
for fans like me somewhere?

Generally my huge libido
Would be occupied
Lusting for the man
Although most would agree with that
Sometimes I can't help but find myself
A minority fan
I have earned my OBSSEd SWILSYness
I've been a fangirl all of my life
I am a Scullyist
And I am fighting the good fight

I what if I don't want
no damsels in distress
Hear this, 1013:
I'm calling your bluff
Don't you think the redhead's fans
Figured out what's going down
And we're saying, "Enough is enough."

I am not a Mulderist
I don't really want to be a Mulderist
I want to be more than a Mulderist

--
Thanguverymush,
Sister SassejennFF,
Filking and Perving Padawan

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