to the tune of "BINGO," with snapping latex substituting for the clapping

There was an Elder, had a trout 
She made us nuns smell fishy 
O-B-S-S-E 
O-B-S-S-E 
O-B-S-S-E 
The awesome power of Sparky. 

There was an Elder who refused 
To stop drop roll at parties 
-B-S-S-E 
-B-S-S-E 
-B-S-S-E 
Not like the trick is prancy... 

--Bryn: swake@texas.net

There was an elder-handyman 
Who went and got all wrong-haired 
-S-S-E 
-S-S-E 
-S-S-E 
don't know what he was thinking... 

--Fortunateone: eburton@brynmawr.edu


There was an elder who destroyed 
Her drawers of pantyhoses
-S-E 
-S-E 
-S-E 
Her legs she now exposes. 

--Skull: skullhead_lol@hotmail.com

There was an elder quite confused 
she tried to predict mytharc 
-E 
-E 
-E 
gave up and stared CHarc* 

*Pronounced CHar-arc for rhythm purposes 

--Ronii: starfury23@hotmail.com

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