Oh what ah'd give to cra, cra lak Scully ow day lowng
Oh what ah'd give to cra, cra lak Scully ow day lowng
'Cause if ah crad lowng 'nuff, mebbe her lovin' mayn come home.            
 
Oh ah stare at ma mon'tor, watch dem tears slad down ma nose
Yes ah stare at ma mon'tor, watch dem tears slad down ma nose
Don' madduh how ah tra, cain't cra lak Scully on dose shows.
 
Dat Gillian can act, is dea fa ow to plainly see
Dat Gillian can act, is dea fa ow to plainly see
An' if you sayn' she cain't, you goin' 'gainst Or-tho-dox-y.
 

 
Dose hair'tics dey stat yappin', dey git a trout upsad dey ass
Dose hair'tics dey stat yappin', dey git a trout upsad dey ass
And ow dat trout slap hurtin', be lak dose kidney stones t' pass
 
An' if dat trout don' do it, you git a stonin' ba an' ba
An' if dat trout don' do it, you git a stonin' ba an' ba
An' dat stonin' hurt some, you know dat ah don' tell no la.
 
An' if dem stones don' do it, it's dey rack fo' you righ' now
An' if dem stones don' do it, it's dey rack fo' you righ' now
Serve you rat, ma frien', fo' you gone stat dat on-list row.
 
Dose hair'tics cryne lak Scully, 'cos dey upset dat status quo
Oh daid be cryne lak Scully, 'cos dey upset dat status quo
Dat Or-tho-doxy's happenin', goyne shut dem up fo' sho'
 
An' ah be cryne wit Scully, 'cos she do miss her mayn so bad
Oh ah be cryne wit Scully, 'cos she do miss her mayn so bad
But cos ah ain't no hair'tic, my ass sho' feelin' priddy rad.
 

 
-Bline Squat Jefferson

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