Someone told me it's all happenin' at OBSSE.
I do believe it, I do believe it's true.
Mmm-mm-mm-mmm, mm-mm-mm-mmm. Wo-oh-oh-wo, mm-mm-mm-mmm.

It's a quick and easy web-search
from webcrawler for "Scully,"
Just to find a fancy webpage called OBSSE.
But you can make it your homepage
if you're lazy or you're smart,
and the RevMa would love it if ya do...
if ya do now.

Somethin' tells me it's all happenin' at OBSSE.
I do believe it, I do believe it's true
Mmm-mm-mm-mmm, mm-mm-mm-mmm. Wo-oh-oh-wo, mm-mm-mm-mmm.

The RevMa stands for honesty,
Autumn is sincere,
Noromos are kindly but they're LOONs.**
Jenny-O is skeptical of invisible demons,
And Danielle Dupre' is very fond of vodka!
Major Shan. is military,
minor shan. is very punny,
Lauren is a homework queen,
And Lens gets turned on frequently,
What a gas, you've got to come and see
At OBSSE, At OBSSE...

** footnote: you've no idea how much self-restraint it took to
change this from the original, "..but they're dumb." ;)

[ed. note: if you had, we'd have had to kill you. nyah.]

Author: Steph-Tacs

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