"I Enjoy Being a Girl"
from Flower Drum Song, Rodgers & Hammerstein

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream up on my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl like me.

When I finished up my MD,
I chose to give the Bureau a try,
The X-Files entertain me plenty,
I enjoy the FBI.

I'm a believer in self-reliance,
So when something spooky passes by,
I just have to use my science,
I enjoy the FBI.

I stop, drop and roll across the ground,
I handle my weapon with finesse,
I get to see strange organic compounds
And I cut open corpses that are a bleeping mess.

I'm strictly an agent's agent,
And the future I hope to fight
With the help of a punkish partner
Who one day finally will say, "Scully, I think you're right."

When I have a killer reflex,
I'm not at all a demure lass,
I like yelling "Freeze!" at suspects,
I enjoying kicking some ass.
When review boards put me under fire,
I let them know who's boss real fast,
Heck, I empty ammo into vampires,
I enjoy kicking some ass.

I tell stupid guards to make it happen
I high kick in virtual reality
At gunpoint I hold annoying G-men
I tell ya Action!Scully's a sight to see.

I'm strictly a Terminator,
And the future I hope will be
Full of brawls, fights, and confrontations
Which'll show how things can get done by an agent like me.

Author: Bryn

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