"I Get a Kick Out of You" by Cole Porter
is now "I'm Getting Ticked, Finding You"

My story by now must seem kind of old
Since oftentimes, Mulder, you leave and I'm not told
I'm sitting at my desk; then don't ask me how
All three Lone Gunmen just appear
With a story that I must hear
And suddenly it's very clear
You're in trouble now.

I'm getting ticked in mid-stride
Elevator is packed full, what a chore
Hope these clowns will just let me through
Cause I'm getting ticked, finding you.

To get some help I have tried
AD Skinner might yet be a winner
But Kersh has a smoking pal, it's true
And I'm getting ticked, finding you.

I'm getting ticked every time I see
Spud smirking here before me
I'm getting ticked and it's clear to me
Rat bastard must meet a nice bee.

I'm getting ticked -- oops, must hide
People in hall; wait I'm getting a call
It's Skinner; I kiss him yes I do
I'm feeling less ticked, finding you.

Author: Bryn

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