Before I begin, I'd like to say that 
this isn't my fault. It's a combination 
effort of all the voices in my head, 
plus my conspiring bureaucratic Imperial 
Sithspawn green-blooded son-of-a-Vogon 
Draconian Gleaner of an evil twin. And
if you got all the references in that, 
you deserve some sort of recognition.
Or medication. Aaanyway...

"The One"
With apologies to Elton John

We saw the mystery unfolding
Trying hard to know what's true
None of the pieces fit together
We don't have the slightest clue!

They said Gibson was the key to things
Now Cassandra is an E.B.E
Did Scully really have it right
When she said 'The truth's in me'?

So who among our heroes is 'The One?'
Who'll save the earth from E.T.s on the run?
The questions burn, what should we learn
From 'Two Fathers' and 'One Son'?
Who cares about the mytharc?
Scully is The One!

There's no logic that they follow
At least as far as we're aware
The details slip between the floorboards
Some continuity is rare

But down here we all know the truth
A light so clear and plain to see
Our agent Scully has the answers
And that will stay our SRE!

It's obvious to see that she's The One
Without this woman, nothing would get done
She's just the sleuth to find the truth
And make the searching fun!
No, we don't need Mulder
'Cause Scully is the one!

-Tabby
the princess with claws

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