If you thought small veins in your head popped due to 
my filk for "Two Fathers," just wait!  It's more ABBA!  
In honor of "One Son," I solemnly vow that the following 
lyrics will have no sense of cohesion or plain common sense.  
*WARNING* Proceed at your own risk.  I kid you not.  I'm 
only posting out of a misguided sense of personal filking 
honor.  My heart was not in it for this ep, and it gets 
really bad at points, and I can't remember exactly how the 
song ends so I just sorta made it up.

Oh, but I did manage to work in "lickable."

Bryn...somewhere...singing...still giggling about man pain

"Give 'Em Hell Scully"
from ABBA's "Take a Chance on Me"

Fowley's out of line, all dressed to the nines
At the CDC
Give 'em hell Scully
(Though we didn't mind too much, seeing Saint sans clothes)
To get dissed by Diana, well in fact that blows
She's fed up with lies, and her anger shows
Why can't others see?
Give 'em hell Scully
She asks of Cassandra now -- points out her MD
Fowley smiles and mentions how she lacks authority

Give 'em hell Scully...try "Mulder, this stinks"...Give 'em hell Scully

Hey we got hybrids, vaccines for black oil, pictures from the past
Spender is thinking of plans that he could spoil, but he'll have to move fast
Cause his daddy's got
So much done in fifty years, set to realize the agents' fears
Invasion
Time line has been pushed ahead, lots of folks will soon be dead
Such brutality
Darn conspiracy.

Has he lost his mind?  That gasp wasn't kind
Where's a goshdarn bee?
Give 'em hell Scully
Just look at the Lone Gunmen; they're on Scully's side
Leave it to our MulderPunk to doubt Fowley lied
Scully's evidence leaves him unconvinced
Oh trust there should be
Give 'em hell Scully
All her interest's personal -- Scully, give him heck!
(And she's sure adorable in that turtleneck).

Give 'em hell Scully...Give 'em hell Scully

It's colonization, time to get high tech, get some E.T. genes
Rebel steals fetus, lickable Krycek, some hospital scenes
But before all that
Mulder seems to be in despair, in Agent Fowley's lair
It's real sad
Before he trots off with her, calls up his fab partner
Mulder says let's go
Get to El Rico

Can this scene be real?  Our Saint at the wheel!
Where she ought to be
Give 'em hell Scully
Go on Scully, drive that car down the railroad track
And before you get too far, climb out and attack
Scully with her gun can inspire this nun
It's a sight to see
Give 'em hell Scully
Gonna save the human race from the alien guys
Gonna stop the big ol' train (well at least she tries)

At the base it's not what the Elders thought
Flamming there will be
Good news for Scully?
Spender asks that AD Kersh give back the X-Files
To Moose & Squirrel -- no more manure (big piles)

Give 'em hell Scully...Give 'em hell Scully...

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