Scully G-Woman
    (With apologies to Johnny Rivers)

There's a doc who leads a life of danger.
To everyone she meets, she stays a stranger.
With each case she investigates
Her partner, another ditch he makes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Scully G-Woman, Scully G-Woman,
They've given you an office
But the door it lacks your name.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
Mulder's face may hide Darin's behind.
Be careful what you say
(And who was Marcus, anyway?)--
I bet Kresge could be in D.C. tomorrow...

Scully G-Woman, Scully G-Woman,
At least they gave you cancer
Without ruining your mane.

Scully G-Woman, Scully G-Woman,
We pray next season finds you
Kicking butt and taking names.

--Sister Lens-of-Science

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