"Wet! She's Wet Again!"
formerly the award-winning "Let the River Run," 
sung by Carly Simon

There's slimy things around
Danger in the bathroom
Lots of water too
It's all about whom?

Wet! She's wet again!
Watch Scully fight worms
That attack men...
Creatures look like gelatin.

Hurricane awaits
Our agents arm
Themselves with flashlights
And poke around a washing machine.

Goo all over the plumbing
Hey, start running
Oh, floodgear's so stunning!

The deputy's out-foxed
Scully's mettle tested
Meanwhile across town
Some guy's digested.

Then they come across
Car 54
and officer -- can you say
"Tracheotomy"?

It's Scully in an apron
With tongs in her hand
She yanks out the yucky worm thing
InChargeDoctor!Scully
Tells looter to get moving.

Oh, trouble is not done
Man vanishes from tub
Need to stop the slaughter
Mulder thinks he knows
It *is* the water.

It's reproducing; how fun
Uh-oh, there's one
Hey, who has the big gun?

It's breaking through the light
Poking holes in Mulder
Scully plays midwife
It's all about her.

Wet! Well now she's dry.
Dales says she's savvy
(Quite a sharp guy)
Wonder where the water went...

Author: Bryn

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