Though the plot depends on baseball
And the flashbacks to the '40s minor leagues
Exley slams sixty-one homers
But his gray head didn't get me so intrigued...

(Chorus 1)
Cause well The Unnatural's 'bout Scully
Watch her lick that dreamsicle and smile
Watch her start to laugh at batting practice
That's just what I want from an X-File.

Though Dales' story is a winner
Of how Ex became transformed by glove and bat
It's a drama based on true love
But the plams and goo don't strike me as all that.

(Chorus 2)
Cause well The Unnatural's 'bout Scully
Looking mighty wistful on that box
Hinting that some sunshine wouldn't kill her
Gosh her teasing playful side just rocks.

Arthur 2 pokes fun at Fox
And Mulder says he's ripe
Tries to reconcile Dales' tale
With all the Roswell hype
Then the Bounty Hunter lectures
And Ex is bleeding red
And though I know I should be moved
I'm more into what's ahead...

(Chorus 3)
Cause well The Unnatural's 'bout Scully
Yes, in the big inning there she was
Tells Mulder shut up, she's playing baseball
Doesn't think, just lets it fly, she does

(repeat Chorus 1)

Author: Bryn

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