For those who think that, among the 
various maniacs, ex-instructors, and 
"Jersey" duds, Luke Wilson's Sheriff 
Hartwell was the best potential Scully 
lay, here's a "Bad Blood" filk to 
the tune of the Dixie Chicks' "Cowboy 
Take Me Away" from their new album, "Fly":

"Cowboy Call Me Dana"

Mulder's ignorin' my theories again
But you and I'll have the last laugh
He can have that muddy bed
All alone with his "Shaft"

I can tell by your glowing eyes
You wanna give me sweet relief
You're gonna get my eyes to roll
In somethin' other than disbelief

Oh, your teeth look fine to me

Cowboy, call me Dana
I know you can't shoot out the tires
On this RV of love
You don't need no retainer
Your smile's like chloral hydrate
Sent from above
Hoo boy to you

When you gotta pick up some seeds
You could just stay down awhile
I know the perfect way
For you to keep a low profile

Now let's go to your bed
Now stop your scoffin'
Mulder's not the only one
Who can ride a buckin' coffin

Oh, bird-dog the woman in me

Cowboy, call me Dana
I know you can't shoot out the tires
On this RV of love
You don't need no retainer
Your smile's like chloral hydrate
Sent from above
Hoo boy to you

You've untied all the knots
In the heart-strings that ya tugged
Let's blow this Davy Crockett town
I can always say I was drugged

Oh, that's some good coffee

Cowboy, call me Dana
I know you can't shoot out the tires
On this RV of love
You don't need no retainer
Your smile's like chloral hydrate
Sent from above
Hoo boy to you

Author: Sister AJ

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