For those who think that, among the various maniacs, ex-instructors, and "Jersey" duds, Luke Wilson's Sheriff Hartwell was the best potential Scully lay, here's a "Bad Blood" filk to the tune of the Dixie Chicks' "Cowboy Take Me Away" from their new album, "Fly": "Cowboy Call Me Dana" Mulder's ignorin' my theories again But you and I'll have the last laugh He can have that muddy bed All alone with his "Shaft" I can tell by your glowing eyes You wanna give me sweet relief You're gonna get my eyes to roll In somethin' other than disbelief Oh, your teeth look fine to me Cowboy, call me Dana I know you can't shoot out the tires On this RV of love You don't need no retainer Your smile's like chloral hydrate Sent from above Hoo boy to you When you gotta pick up some seeds You could just stay down awhile I know the perfect way For you to keep a low profile Now let's go to your bed Now stop your scoffin' Mulder's not the only one Who can ride a buckin' coffin Oh, bird-dog the woman in me Cowboy, call me Dana I know you can't shoot out the tires On this RV of love You don't need no retainer Your smile's like chloral hydrate Sent from above Hoo boy to you You've untied all the knots In the heart-strings that ya tugged Let's blow this Davy Crockett town I can always say I was drugged Oh, that's some good coffee Cowboy, call me Dana I know you can't shoot out the tires On this RV of love You don't need no retainer Your smile's like chloral hydrate Sent from above Hoo boy to youAuthor: Sister AJ | Back to Filks | |