Moronic 

A Filk based on "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette

Sam was abducted, she was eight
He went loco the very next day
It's a damn bee in your hallway
It's a sudden stinger and lacenating pains
Isn't it moronic.don't you think

Chorus:
It's like raining frogs on a sunny day
It's an autopsy when you haven't eaten all day
It's the pantyhose that you shouldn't have worn
Who would have thought.it figures

Mr. Ditch Me Now was gone again
One little green man and he's kissed my ass goodbye
I wasted my whole damn day with exsanguinated bodies
And as the autopsies pile up I think
"I need a life."

And isn't it moronic, dontcha think

(Alternate Chorus)
It's an unsharpened plam when the aliens play
It's the alligator who ate my dog that day
It's the little feet that can't reach the pedals
Who would have thought.it figures.

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you're thinkin' "I'm fine" and everything's going right
Life has a funny way of helping you out when
Doing an autopsy and Mrs.Trump blows up in your face

A surgical mask that you just didn't wear
A Smoking Man on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a scalpel
It's meeting a nice man
And then meeting his basement furnace
And isn't it moronic.dontcha think
A little too moronic..yeah, I really do think

Repeat Chorus of your choice

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