My one irritation...and mind you, I had to search my
soul hard to find anything that TRULY bothers me about
Scully, but my biggest source of RP would have to be
how the WRITERS *USE* Scully for nonmoviewording plot
purposes by conveniently giving her NONMOVIEWORDING
AMNESIA of major events when it suits the nonmovieword
story. It makes her appear rigid and sometimes foolish,
and THAT bothers me! Stomp Stomp Stomp! Rant Rant Rant!

*Scooby takes a deep breath before she can continue*

A filk for Rampant Pissiness Weekend:
Based on - Madonna (Like a Virgin)

I made it through the Arctic
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Carter erased that too

I was memory incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
I remember nothing
Yeah, I remember nothing
No alien goo

Chorus:

Like a skeptic
Amnesia every damn time
Like a skeptic
Not drunk, but I'm still missing time

Gonna lose my evidence, boy
Memory is fading fast
Been saving it all for truth
But only haziness lasts

I'm may be fine, the truth is mine
I may be strong, yeah I may be bold
But next episode I won't remember
Alzheimic plots leave me so damn cold

(chorus)

Like a skeptic, ooh, ooh
*Ouch*
Stung for the 20th time
And Amnesia is all that's mine. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Evidence so fine, and it's mine,
But Carter says swamp gas colored lime,
So CC makes me feel, makes me feel,
PhysiCC laws must abide,

Like a Skeptic, hey,
5th encounter's like the very first time,
Like a Skeptic,
When theories contradict mine,
Ooooh, like a Skeptic,
Feels white-washed inside,
No more spaceship, No more Gibson,
Feeling woozy, Oh-oh-ooooooh Ooooh, oooh oh.

Special thanks to my 'Editor'-- Minor Shannon ;-)

Now, I would like to say a couple of words to the
writers (the true source of my RP)...

YOU BIG POSSUM BUTT LIMA BEAN SALAD MOOSE BREATH
PIMENTO LOAF BRUSSEL SPROUT CASSEROLE DENNIS RODMAN
FRUIT CAKE CABBAGE NOSE ELVIS LLAMA HEADED IGUANA
BOYS...QUIT MAKING SCULLY LOOK FOOLISH!!!

Thank you, I'm feeling much better.

Scooby

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