Dana Scully! / Oklahoma! 
from the musical of the same name    
(with only mild apologies to
Rodgers & Hammerstein)

Daaaaaaana Scully!
You're the finest agent we can find
Who survives disease
That's spread by bees
And nasty trauma of all kind.

Daaaaaaana Scully!
Sunday nights my fellow philes and I
Sit enthralled and gawk
To see you walk
In those heels that are three inches high.

We know you're a saint -- Saint Scully!

Oh impart your blessed wisdom to me.

And when we say Oh! Saint Dana Scully
Hey! We're only saying
We worship you, Dana Scully,
Dana Scully, you go!

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