What Child is This? 

What child is this, who, day by day
In Scully's belly is growing?
We've got the blues for there is no news
And soon she will be showing.  

Human, hybrid or alien?
What hue the blood beneath the skin? 
Haste, haste to run some tests
On the babe, the UberScully!

How on earth did our nun-like Saint 
Get in this situation?
The docs profess she was ova-less 
And who made the sperm donation?

Turkey baster or naturally,
And how much will they show on TV? 
When, when will we learn the truth 
Of the babe, the UberScully?!

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