For my fellow angst sluts, a filk.

This used to be "All you need is love," sung by the
prestigious Harrison/Lennon/McCartney/Starr quartet,
and now it is a horribly repetitive filk called:

All We Need Is Angst

Angst, angst, angst (x3)

There's something that we want that must be done
There's something that we want that must be shown
Something you can do that will make us happy fans again
It's easy.

Add in lots of Mulder-psycho lines;
Torture Alex Krycek till he whines;
Scully can be put in lots of shooting scenes again;
It's easy.

(chorus)
All we need is angst
All we need is angst
All we need is angst, angst
Angst is all we need

Give us angst to overlie the sap;
No more Mulder's head in Scully's lap;
Come on Mister Carter, we need blood and suff'ring here!
It's easy...

(chorus)

All we need is angst (All together, now!)
All we need is angst (Angst hos unite!)
All we need is angst, angst
Angst is all we need.

Angst is all we need (Angst is all we need)
(about sixty times)
Angst is all we need (Yee hey!)
Angst is all we need (Yesterday!)
Oh yeah, she shoots him, yeah, yeah, yeah,
She shoots him, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Angst is all we need.

Author: Zara

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