"X-File Christmas"
("White Christmas" by Irving Berlin)

"I'm dreaming...of an X-File Christmas, 
Just like the ones we used to know, 
With Conspirators Scheming, 
and Victims Screaming...
And black icky alien goo in the snow........"




"The X-Files Song"
("The Christmas Song" by Mel Torme')

"I'm dreaming...of an X-File Christmas, 
With very episode Vince G. writes,
May your Sundays be Spooky....Dim Light,
And may all your X-Files cases... be a Fright."

"X-Files coming...
over the FBI News wire...
Evil Critters nipping at your toes...
Forensic Evidence going up in a fire,
and FBI Agents on the Ice like Eskimos.

Everybody knows...
a Mutant & some Aliens,
can help to make the TV season right;
Tiny Tots with their Brains all aglow
will find it easy to kill their dads...tonight.

They know that Smoking Man is on the way,
With a sniper rifle old presidents he had to slay.
And Dana Scully's Child is going to try...
to believe if UFOs really do exist...and fly.

So now I'm offering this simple phrase,
for Philes from 1013 to 42...
Although it's been posted,
many times, many ways,
Merry X-Mas....
to...
you...



"Deck Skin-ner with shoes of Holly's....
Fa-La-La-La-La-La-la-la-la...."



Jingle Bells, Spender Smells,
Fowley Laid an Egg.
The Rental Car...
Crushed the Evidence Jar;
And Smoking Man Got Away....Hey!



"I saw Scully kissing...
...Smoking Man...
...Underneath a UFO Last Night...
There sure would have been a Fight..
If Mulder had seen the sight...
of Scully Kissing...
Smoking Man..
Last...
Night!!!"

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