Krycek Girl
(sung to the tune of Cornflake Girl)

Never was a Krycek girl
thought that was a good solution
hanging with the Mulder girls
She's gone to the other side
Givin' us a whoah Nick's hot
Things are getting kind of gross
and I got it's Ratboy time
This is not real-- this is not really happenin'

You bet your arm it is
You bet your arm it is
You bet your arm--

It's a-- peel out the black leather, just peel out the black leather...

Scully knows what's going on
Seems we got an evil feel now
All the shippers are gone
Gone to the other side
With her thesaurius
Alex must paid a real nice price
She's puttin' on her SRE
this is not real-- this is not really happening...

(Chorus)

Scully... where'd you put the rat, girl?
Scully... where'd you put the rat, girl?
(And the man with the slippery gun
thinks he knows so much, yeah he knows so much,
And the man with the bad haircut thinks he knows so much
thinks he knows so much, you...)

Scully.... where'd you put the rat, girl?

(Bead sneaks away before she is beaten with a stick. Rum is going to be sad she missed this filk.)

Author: Bead

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