Noromos Don't Want Them Schmoopy

[ed note: schmoopy pretty much explains itself, but suffice to say, no I didn't misspell 'Snoopy.' Oh, and LOON is the League of Outraged Noromos. Oh, and GO RUMMY!]

To the tune of "Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution"
by AC/DC. original lyrics here.

(spoken)
Hey there, all you 'Shipper folk
Get rid of your sappy views
And all you out there sittin' on the Fence
Just get off your ass and come down here
Noromos ain't no riddle, man.
Their views can make good, good sense

Good sense

(singing)
Noromos don't wanna hear about MSR
Palpatations from a valiant bee
Saved us from being bogged down
with the relationship
And let us see more Conspiracy

We just wanna watch the X-Files
Please leave us in peace
If they ev'r get together
It'll make us sad, we'll get real mad

Noromos don't want them schmoopy
Noromos want a good case
Noromos we can be L.O.O.N.y
Noromos hate kissy face

Yes we do, ha ha ha ha

We want a good dose of par-a-noi-a
And some kickass Monsters of the Week
Just how long do you think Mulder'd live, or Scully survive
If they stopped to share a peck on the cheek?

We just wanna watch the X-Files
Please leave us in peace
If they ev'r get together
It'll make us sad, we'll get real mad

Noromos don't want them schmoopy
Noromos want a good case
Noromos we can be L.O.O.N.y
Noromos are not off base

Noromos don't want them schmoopy
Noromos have a good case
Noromos we can be L.O.O.N.y
Noromos are not off base

Noromos don't want them schmoopy
Noromos just wanna say

To the 'sitters and the 'shippers
Take your sap
Oh
And just go watch Moonlighting
Yeah

Author: SpicedRum

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