Blame this on my non-XF viewing habits.  (If you 
guys haven't watched The Muppet Movie in years, rent 
it now.  It's a hoot.)

The Scully Connection

Why are there so many
posts about Mulder
Why does ATX argue his side?
Oh sure he's pretty, and sometimes amusing
(and that Speedo left nothing to hide!).
So I've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong wait and see
someday they'll see it, Saint Scully's perfection
Chris Carter, USEnet and DD.

Why is it that every ep can't focus on Scully
And Mulder together, a team:
More witty banter, more grace, strength and toughness
Like from the pilot up through Season 3....?
Instead we get Fowley, and forests and firestorms
Not to mention that dumb bleeping* bee!
Some day they'll see it, Saint Scully's perfection
Chris Carter, USEnet and DD.

Thank you, thank you.  No, don't get up...  What, 
you're leaving?

--Lens (Who has decided that she really ought to be 
played by Ms. Piggy in the OBSSE movie, as she and 
the Divine Ms. P. share the same attitude, cleavage 
and hair, not to mention the powerful right karate 
chop.)

[*ed note: we have changed Lensie's vituperative comments
about the Bee on the advice of our lawyers.]

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