"Lovely Scully" 
(To the tune of "Lovely Rita," by The Beatles)

Lovely Scully, F.B.I.
Lovely Scully, F.B.I.

Lovely Scully, F.B.I.
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark
Your flashlight saves the day.

Sitting by my color telly
When I caught a glimpse of Scully
Typing up a  re-port on her laptop notebook.
In her suits, she looks much older
And the sure set of her shoulders
Never leaves a doubt as to who's in command.

Lovely Scully, F.B.I.
Sums up those cases so neatly
Can't wait to see
What you'll give as an SRE.

Scully!

Took her out
And micro-chipped her
Made her wear black pantsuit, zippered
Forced her, then, to chop her hair again and again.

Antarctic chill,
And Scully made it
Her partner's trust--
Never betrayed it
Even in a big ol' vat of
Alien goo.

Oh---

Lovely Scully, F.B.I.
Mulder'd be lost without you
Give him a slap
Take none of his crap
Today!

Lovely Scully, F.B.I.
Lovely Scully, F.B.I.

FADE

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